Yattfetbim is a god.

She takes the form of a large, impressive lobster.

Yattfetbim created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattfetbim, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yattfetbim, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yattfetbim's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Yattfetbim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think ill of sick voles.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not commit murder.