Sidkarcad Dutlenmin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, blissful squirrel.

Sidkarcad Dutlenmin created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidkarcad Dutlenmin, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sidkarcad Dutlenmin, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sidkarcad Dutlenmin's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Sidkarcad Dutlenmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Run away from fawn grasshopers, for they are unholy.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Do not take Sidkarcad Dutlenmin's name in vain.

5. Always look after injured whales.