Vinflatveg is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, selfish ferret.

Vinflatveg created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinflatveg, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vinflatveg, he will be very unhappy.

Vinflatveg's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Vinflatveg's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always obey Vinflatveg's priests.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Vinflatveg on top of all buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.