Yarlpigfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, two-faced wolf.

Yarlpigfarn created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlpigfarn, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Yarlpigfarn, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yarlpigfarn's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Yarlpigfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six grasshopers approach from the east.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. You must pray to Yarlpigfarn eight times a day.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Fast once a month.