Bimhatsom is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, contented ferret.
Bimhatsom created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.
If you believe in Bimhatsom, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in Bimhatsom, she will be mildly annoyed.
Bimhatsom's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Bimhatsom's Holy Commandments
1. Never wear stockings.
2. Never hurt tortoises.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. You must pray to Bimhatsom eight times a day.
5. Never talk about planets.