Nibfligbab Fendaprip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, conceited bat.

Nibfligbab Fendaprip created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Nibfligbab Fendaprip, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nibfligbab Fendaprip, she will jump up and down on your head.

Nibfligbab Fendaprip's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nibfligbab Fendaprip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always look after injured tapirs.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nibfligbab Fendaprip.