Renfliswabyog is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered turtle.

Renfliswabyog created matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renfliswabyog, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Renfliswabyog, it will send minions to preach to you.

Renfliswabyog's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Renfliswabyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Always treat rats with great respect.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never feed turnips to geese while wearing pink hats.