Wiplistfen Yartfebtal is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish crocodile.

Wiplistfen Yartfebtal created matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wiplistfen Yartfebtal, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wiplistfen Yartfebtal, it will turn you into a sheep.

Wiplistfen Yartfebtal's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Wiplistfen Yartfebtal's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mice.

2. Never eat bark.

3. You must never eat rice.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never hurt sharks.