Bissriphas is a god.

It takes the form of a small, confident swan.

Bissriphas created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissriphas, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bissriphas, it will send minions to preach to you.

Bissriphas' most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bissriphas' Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Bissriphas on top of important buildings.

2. Never paint your neck violet.

3. Never hurt manatees.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.