Bomfarsaf Gatdittetti is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, ill-tempered alligator.

Bomfarsaf Gatdittetti created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomfarsaf Gatdittetti, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bomfarsaf Gatdittetti, she will turn you into a duck.

Bomfarsaf Gatdittetti's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bomfarsaf Gatdittetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. Never sing near snakes.

5. Never think about planets.