Pom is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, sage lizard.

Pom created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pom, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pom, he will send you a sign.

Pom's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Pom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tortoises.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Never look in ponds.