Bissidxen is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, flying hedgehog.

Bissidxen created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissidxen, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bissidxen, she will turn you into a puffin.

Bissidxen's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bissidxen's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bissidxen.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.