Dussfasquagtim is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, capable goose.

Dussfasquagtim created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussfasquagtim, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dussfasquagtim, it will try to impress you with trees.

Dussfasquagtim's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dussfasquagtim's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Retreat if four manatees approach from the south.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Do not take Dussfasquagtim's name in vain.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.