Hinbomomin is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful centaur.

Hinbomomin created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Hinbomomin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hinbomomin, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Hinbomomin's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Hinbomomin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

3. Do not speak about apples.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.