Xensinzag is a god.

She takes the form of a large, sapient porpoise.

Xensinzag created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Xensinzag, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xensinzag, she will turn you into a mouse.

Xensinzag's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Xensinzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

3. Xensinzag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Xensinzag.

5. Do not cook food in pots.