Tenhitdan is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, loving bird.

Tenhitdan created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenhitdan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tenhitdan, she will turn you into a puffin.

Tenhitdan's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Tenhitdan's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Tenhitdan loves gulls, so they must be respected.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always help sharks in need.