Nigpakcem is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, intelligent wren.

Nigpakcem created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Nigpakcem, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nigpakcem, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nigpakcem's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Nigpakcem's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Nigpakcem.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never paint your head pink.

4. Hide from gray moths for they are unholy.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.