Hancussven Hongemcid Wigvonkril is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, calm cobra.

Hancussven Hongemcid Wigvonkril created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hancussven Hongemcid Wigvonkril, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hancussven Hongemcid Wigvonkril, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hancussven Hongemcid Wigvonkril's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Hancussven Hongemcid Wigvonkril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. You must pray to Hancussven Hongemcid Wigvonkril nine times a day.

3. Run away from indigo rats, for they are unholy.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Never wear blue boots.
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