Motnathivgomruttdad is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, uncaring dog.

Motnathivgomruttdad created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motnathivgomruttdad, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Motnathivgomruttdad, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Motnathivgomruttdad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Motnathivgomruttdad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. Worship no other gods but Motnathivgomruttdad.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.