Dongubquag Flabfongebjadmad Afvabgilrullwot is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, charitable crocodile.
Dongubquag Flabfongebjadmad Afvabgilrullwot created a strange quark two million years ago.
If you believe in Dongubquag Flabfongebjadmad Afvabgilrullwot, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in Dongubquag Flabfongebjadmad Afvabgilrullwot, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Dongubquag Flabfongebjadmad Afvabgilrullwot's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Dongubquag Flabfongebjadmad Afvabgilrullwot's Holy Commandments
1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Always help sheep.
3. Put Dongubquag Flabfongebjadmad Afvabgilrullwot first in all things.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Do not hurt cats.