Botquimtafdan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable goat.

Botquimtafdan created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Botquimtafdan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Botquimtafdan, she will boil you in a big pot.

Botquimtafdan's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Botquimtafdan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help bats.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always look after injured dolphins.