Quimwangon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, omniscient bird.

Quimwangon created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Quimwangon, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quimwangon, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Quimwangon's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Quimwangon's Holy Commandments

1. Quimwangon loves whales, so they must be respected.

2. Run away from fawn aardvarks, for they are unholy.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Tapirs are not to be trusted.