Safgunbell is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, intelligent crab.

Safgunbell created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Safgunbell, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Safgunbell, he will refuse to believe in you.

Safgunbell's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Safgunbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dolphins.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.