Talcissyim is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, happy naga.

Talcissyim created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Talcissyim, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Talcissyim, it will turn you into a snail.

Talcissyim's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Talcissyim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Talcissyim loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always help sick gulls.