Hanfub is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, resourceful manatee.

Hanfub created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanfub, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hanfub, she will be mildly annoyed.

Hanfub's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Hanfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about horses.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not kill foxes.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hanfub.