Ladgamnellwegmegflabbug is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, cheerful wombat.

Ladgamnellwegmegflabbug created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladgamnellwegmegflabbug, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ladgamnellwegmegflabbug, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Ladgamnellwegmegflabbug's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Ladgamnellwegmegflabbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ants.

2. Always wear red.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ladgamnellwegmegflabbug.

5. Always help frogs in need.