Dadfittar is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, generous gerbil.

Dadfittar created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadfittar, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dadfittar, she will send minions to preach to you.

Dadfittar's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Dadfittar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ducks.

2. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.