Teenbudfligtadjab is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish swan.

Teenbudfligtadjab created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teenbudfligtadjab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Teenbudfligtadjab, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Teenbudfligtadjab's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Teenbudfligtadjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never feed cucumbers to ants while wearing white trousers.

5. You must pray to Teenbudfligtadjab nine times a day.