Miltantarg Bimgamdib Flanbeptetti is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, pitiless sheep.

Miltantarg Bimgamdib Flanbeptetti created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miltantarg Bimgamdib Flanbeptetti, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Miltantarg Bimgamdib Flanbeptetti, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Miltantarg Bimgamdib Flanbeptetti's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Miltantarg Bimgamdib Flanbeptetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never feed strawberries to tapirs while wearing orange corsets.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.