Nabhamlistdogsomnarzenmet is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, all-powerful meerkat.

Nabhamlistdogsomnarzenmet created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabhamlistdogsomnarzenmet, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nabhamlistdogsomnarzenmet, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nabhamlistdogsomnarzenmet's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Nabhamlistdogsomnarzenmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

3. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Feed all hungry pigs.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.