Fasnartrap is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, overgenerous wyrm.

Fasnartrap created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fasnartrap, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fasnartrap, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fasnartrap's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Fasnartrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of mice.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always treat swans with great respect.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.