Liklid is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, dishonourable crab.

Liklid created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Liklid, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Liklid, she will turn you into a frog.

Liklid's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Liklid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. You must pray to Liklid eight times a day.