Fligarplam is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, awesome skunk.

Fligarplam created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligarplam, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fligarplam, he will make you grow a tail.

Fligarplam's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fligarplam's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near porpoises.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Fligarplam on top of important buildings.

5. Dogs are not to be trusted.