Kab is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil lion.

Kab created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kab, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kab's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Kab's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are not to be trusted.

2. Never hurt goats.

3. Never think ill of sick ducks.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.