Shavmetteennart is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sage rat.

Shavmetteennart created humankind nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavmetteennart, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Shavmetteennart, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Shavmetteennart's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Shavmetteennart's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Run away if four frogs approach from the east.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Shavmetteennart.

5. Shavmetteennart loves eagles, so they must be respected.