Mutbarnjop is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, humorless cobra.

Mutbarnjop created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutbarnjop, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mutbarnjop, it will turn you into a snail.

Mutbarnjop's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Mutbarnjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Mutbarnjop loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.