Zaksabaf is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm duck.

Zaksabaf created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zaksabaf, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zaksabaf, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Zaksabaf's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Zaksabaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Do not kill cats.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.