Dotyikbell is a god.

It takes the form of a small, all-knowing elephant.

Dotyikbell created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotyikbell, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dotyikbell, it will think nothing of it.

Dotyikbell's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dotyikbell's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Hide from white swans for they are unholy.

5. Never write about comets.