Zodweeven is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, idiotic spider.

Zodweeven created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zodweeven, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zodweeven, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zodweeven's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Zodweeven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill voles.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never skip near dolphins.

4. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about fire.