Genbegmip is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, egotistical goose.

Genbegmip created dark energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genbegmip, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Genbegmip, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Genbegmip's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Genbegmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Genbegmip on top of important buildings.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always take life seriously.