Dudsincinlidlakhitgar is a god.

She takes the form of a large, ill-tempered otter.

Dudsincinlidlakhitgar created life four years ago.

If you believe in Dudsincinlidlakhitgar, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dudsincinlidlakhitgar, she will make you grow a tail.

Dudsincinlidlakhitgar's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dudsincinlidlakhitgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never bounce in the presence of geese.