Faddodxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, able scorpion.

Faddodxuck created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Faddodxuck, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Faddodxuck, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Faddodxuck's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Faddodxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. You must love Faddodxuck.