Badhengat is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, vain penguin.

Badhengat created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badhengat, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Badhengat, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Badhengat's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Badhengat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Badhengat loves ducks, so they must be respected.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Run away if six great tits approach from the north.