Fudfumtof is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, merciless dove.

Fudfumtof created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudfumtof, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fudfumtof, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fudfumtof's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Fudfumtof's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never hurt sheep.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about porpoises.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.