Gatyogrip is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful mongoose.

Gatyogrip created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatyogrip, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gatyogrip, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gatyogrip's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gatyogrip's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gatyogrip first in all things.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Always obey Gatyogrip's priests.

4. Never run in the presence of foxes.

5. Do not listen to music.