Govyar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, capable narwhal.

Govyar created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govyar, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Govyar, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Govyar's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Govyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never laugh near voles.

3. Govyar loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

4. Retreat if five capybaras approach from the south.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Govyar.