Citdunkim is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical otter.

Citdunkim created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Citdunkim, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Citdunkim, he will destroy your favourite star.

Citdunkim's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Citdunkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Run away if six ducks approach from the south.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.