Dussrotvin is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, quiet meerkat.

Dussrotvin created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dussrotvin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dussrotvin, it will turn you into a frog.

Dussrotvin's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dussrotvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

3. Hide if five nematodes approach from the north.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Do not drink alcohol.