Pandavcad is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, contented centipede.

Pandavcad created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pandavcad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pandavcad, it will think nothing of it.

Pandavcad's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Pandavcad's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never hurt gulls.

5. Always obey Pandavcad's priests.