Cedminmil is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental lizard.

Cedminmil created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedminmil, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cedminmil, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cedminmil's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Cedminmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat pigs with great respect.

2. Geese are not to be trusted.

3. Worship no other gods but Cedminmil.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not stand on grass.